Think back to the first time you and your friends tried mixing all the sodas in the pop fountain. You watched each different fizz cascade into the 64 oz. Big Gulp, mesmerized as the cola-colored puddle metamorphosed into a rust-colored, guaranteed gut-buster of a beverage. You thought to yourself, "Is this a good idea?"

And if you're anything like me, you said, "What the hell," and took a sip and even as you felt your Cheetoes and chocolate milk crawling back up your throat (with just a hint of Dr. Pepper), you swore to all your friends--you swore to God--that it was the "best thing ever made, try it, you gotta try it, just try it." And in the end, after fighting back your lunch, you decided it wasn't really that bad. And you took another sip.

That's what life is like in mredison's neighborhood. Welcome.

Friday, August 17, 2007

He is in charge. Don't have any doubts about this.

Someone has done a painstaking analysis of the modern Supreme Court and, well, finally, I know who to send all my letters of complaint to. . . After all, "it is his world, and you just live in it."

And panelist Jeffrey Lamken lets us know that even the closest of friendships have their limits:

In the "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" case [Morse v. Frederick], the student was going to lose if it said "Bong Hits 4 Ford." Conservative doesn't mean pro-business, necessarily.

Let's hear it for fair-weather friends! And speaking of such, my old buddy unemployment and I are nearly on the outs. Wish us luck, as a 9-5 looms.


Green Speedster pics will be posted later today. Have a good weekend everybody! Bong Hits 4 Friday!
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