Think back to the first time you and your friends tried mixing all the sodas in the pop fountain. You watched each different fizz cascade into the 64 oz. Big Gulp, mesmerized as the cola-colored puddle metamorphosed into a rust-colored, guaranteed gut-buster of a beverage. You thought to yourself, "Is this a good idea?"

And if you're anything like me, you said, "What the hell," and took a sip and even as you felt your Cheetoes and chocolate milk crawling back up your throat (with just a hint of Dr. Pepper), you swore to all your friends--you swore to God--that it was the "best thing ever made, try it, you gotta try it, just try it." And in the end, after fighting back your lunch, you decided it wasn't really that bad. And you took another sip.

That's what life is like in mredison's neighborhood. Welcome.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Let's talk dirty to the animals

The times may have changed. 30 years ago, the most illicit conceivable relationship between man and best may have been best captured by the Gilda Radner song referenced in the title. In the song, we gather together as one species to swear at the animals we find around the farm.

But it's 2007 now. And a movie I saw over the weekend shows that dudes are getting together to do something altogether different with the animals. The movie is a documentary called Zoo, and it follows the zoophile culture in the Seattle area. The impetus for the film appears to have been the death of an engineer from Seattle, whose demise came from internal bleeding caused by a ruptured sigmoid colon. How did the colon rupture? A horse.

I don't like this movie because of the filmmaker's decisions on how to tell and show the story; it's sort of like sitting through a really long episode of Unsolved Mysteries. But I knew nothing about the topic before seeing the movie, so I guess I can say I'm more informed.

If you want to sit through a bad film about a hard to understand, make-you-want-to-gag fetish, Zoo may be it for you. Or if you want to punish your parents for making you sit through 12 years of catechism, Zoo may be for you as well. Whatever your take on zoophilia, for me the film reaffirmed that man-beast relations should never go past a good belly scratch and a rub behind the ears.

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