Think back to the first time you and your friends tried mixing all the sodas in the pop fountain. You watched each different fizz cascade into the 64 oz. Big Gulp, mesmerized as the cola-colored puddle metamorphosed into a rust-colored, guaranteed gut-buster of a beverage. You thought to yourself, "Is this a good idea?"

And if you're anything like me, you said, "What the hell," and took a sip and even as you felt your Cheetoes and chocolate milk crawling back up your throat (with just a hint of Dr. Pepper), you swore to all your friends--you swore to God--that it was the "best thing ever made, try it, you gotta try it, just try it." And in the end, after fighting back your lunch, you decided it wasn't really that bad. And you took another sip.

That's what life is like in mredison's neighborhood. Welcome.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

First Thoughts

Wow. Check this out at CNN.

You think stuff like this might not really happen, but I guess statistically speaking many horrible things could happen. I'm actually kind of curious what the doll house furniture was.

In the Madison area, cameras have gotten people into a bit of trouble as well.

In my former state, the sage in bloom smells like . . .
Not perfume, but the rotting corpses of death row inmates, and will continue to do so, despite the EU's heavy-handed requests. We've "thrown off the yolk of a European monarch" and are doing just fine. You tell em, Ricky!


Also, a follow up from yesterday's unwanted baby-fest, I heard another reason for getting stuck with unwanted children: I don't want to take birth control pills because I don't want to get fat.

Babies: proven to make you lose weight. Get yours today!
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